MSNBC Is Certainly Good for a Laugh

Need a glimpse in the putrifying hypocrisy of the liberal mind? Guaranteed to make you snicker disdainfully or curse vociferously, depending on the level of stupidity displayed for your perusal.

I was trapped in a lobby area today with MSNBC playing on the television. I had come prepared with a fascinating book and my MP3 player, but alas... a lull between songs caused me to glance up and be captivated by the title under a picture of Hillary Clinton.

"Obama clinches nomination... Clinton "open" to be being running-mate," or something to that effect. Against my better judgement I tugged one earphone free and listened as the political "analysts" (anal being the operative syllable, I suppose) asked the question in somber tones, "But does Obama really want the Clinton baggage? Isn't it bad for his message of change?"

Well, yes, I suppose it would be bad... if Obama were not such a nauseatingly typical hypocrite who has only promised "change" toward more failed Communist tactics in our republic. His only unique feature is that in addition to being a typical Marxist liberal, Mr. Hussein Obama is also a Muslim sympathizer. Although all liberals are to some degree. Christians? Evil. Muslims? Misunderstood and misrepresented. No profiling!

But I digress. Back to Obama's sympathies. Or don't we remember his promise of aid to Raila Odinga in Kenya, after the bloodletting in the aftermath of the election where Odinga lost? And oddly enough, Odinga took a lesson from Al Gore and cried foul. Also much like Al Sharpton claimed all blacks would do if the DNC's superdelegates did not cast their votes for Obama, complete with the riots many blacks are so proud of. There's also the matter of the endorsement of Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam types that were discreetly removed from display on Obama's website once people started connecting the dots.

I suppose the only difference between the "Clinton baggage" and Obama's message is that he hasn't killed anyone for it yet that we're aware of. One thing that did make me snicker was the thought that if he took the proverbial viper into his bed by taking Clinton as his running mate, was that he would likely receive first-hand knowledge of what happened to Vince Foster within a year of taking office. Or perhaps just die in a mysterious helicopter crash...

I realize it wouldn't normally be found amusing, but watching the media scramble to excuse such things like they have in the past would be as funny as it is sickening. I'm sure Hillary would find some way to blame it on "the vast right-wing conspiracy".

The question was also posed to one of the MSNBC "analysts" as to what Obama's message would be tonight, once he has clinched the nomination officially. Perhaps, given the dignity with which the Democrats have conducted themselves during this primary, it will be some variation of the children's taunt, "Nana nana boo boo?" Or to take a lesson from his "spiritual adviser" (at least until it was no longer politically expedient) Reverend Wright, some variation of, "Take that, whitey?"

They took a moment to step away from their obsequious Obama fawning to criticize Dick Cheney for making a joke about his own family being inbred, and not even being from West Virginia. Cheney joked, "You can say these things when you're not up for re-election."

The MSNBC news-monkey responded piously, "No, Mr. Vice-President, you can't."

But of course, it is perfectly okay for B. Hussein Obama to say Pennsylvanians are "bitter, typical white people who cling to guns and religion." Racism, religion bashing and anti-gun all rolled into one. Thats some trick, isn't it?

Or it is even okay for Obama's spiritual advisor of the past twenty years, the man who married him to America-hating Michelle and baptized their children, to say "God Damn America", we deserved 9/11, we are the terrorists, white people introduced crack into black neighborhoods and infected black people with AIDS to kill them all off. It is perfectly fine for Obama to stand there like an oaf and say, at least until it began to harm him politically, that he "did not find Wright's teachings controversial."

You're right. They aren't controversial. They are putrid.

But on the upside, Jimmy Carter is claiming he will officially endorse B. Hussein Obama tonight. Its fitting. After all, Jimmy Carter has had a lifetime of endorsing, unofficially or otherwise, Muslim terrorists. First a wreath at the grave of murdering Islamic terrorist Yassir Arafat, next a crown of flowery endorsements for Obama.

Yes... definitely fitting.